Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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