I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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