omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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