you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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