Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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