weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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