just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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