problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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