Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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