its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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