I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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