it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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