You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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