it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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