dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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