I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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