Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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