Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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