I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Please tell me you havenโt left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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