It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Still dying that you shit outside
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
