this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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