There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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