Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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