Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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