It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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