so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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