idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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