No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize