NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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