Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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