found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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