Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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