I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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