Nicole vs. Life
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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