Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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