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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands

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(732): A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands http://tfl.nu/nukb

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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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(219): she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs' http://tfl.nu/aa98

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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.

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(443): THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT. http://tfl.nu/04d2

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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me

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(323): Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me http://tfl.nu/3sp3

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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.

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(401): Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one. http://tfl.nu/yysi

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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?

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(818): Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of? http://tfl.nu/fxpe

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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.

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(517): Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet. http://tfl.nu/zmql

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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.

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I want to have sex with him.

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(703): I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress. (703): I want to have sex with him. http://tfl.nu/1wj3

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So stoned i forgot i was in bed

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(585): So stoned i forgot i was in bed http://tfl.nu/69t5

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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it

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(818): Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it http://tfl.nu/vzjc

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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.

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(412): I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all. http://tfl.nu/l8qc

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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.

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(406): You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him. http://tfl.nu/veeu

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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

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(484): Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed http://tfl.nu/tho4

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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT

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NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS

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NOTHING

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(310): NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT (310): NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS (310): NOTHING http://tfl.nu/o973

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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it

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(407): My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it http://tfl.nu/hvy9

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