I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.