everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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