at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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