In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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