If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i love accidental penises.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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