S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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