your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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