so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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