I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
where are my eyebrows?
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