I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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