ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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