we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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