i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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