What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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