i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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