the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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