I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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