By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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