you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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