is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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