He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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