THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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