Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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