How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
That was before I lit my hair on fire
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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