my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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