I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
